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Tuesday, June 7, 2011
"They're so articulate!": Das Racist, "hyper-literate rappers"
1.) The gist: Wow, these guys are actually smart. Who would have thunk?!
Racist.
Examples:
"Das Racist!: Smarter Than They Seem"
"They’re bringing their semi-intellectual brand of rap to the Independent on Wednesday, February 2nd with BABS favorite, Hottub."
WTF does SEMI-INTELLECTUAL MEAN? So if you talk about diaspora and colonization and then talk about beer and weed, THE FIRST ONE DETRACTS FROM THE SECOND ONE? If Michaelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel and then went on to do a series of low-brow comics, would people say he was only a semi-genius?!
If you pegged the Brooklyn-via-Wesleyan duo Das Racist's shtick as simple joke rap... you would've been half wrong: Das (pronounced like a crude "that's") Racist's shtick is extremely complicated joke rap, a hyperliterate hodgepodge of hipster irony, endearingly nerdy humanities banter, rhetorico-surrealist wordplay, hardcore fast food loyalties, and two-brown-dudes-walk-into-a-bar postracialism.
This one is actually pretty accurate for the most part, but in what way are they post-racial?
2.) They rap about fast food...and post-colonial theory. ARE THEY HIGH ART OR LOW ART? I CAN'T DECIDE! AHHHHH!
If the idea that three brown men could be complicated enough to rap about White Castle one minute, and Homi Bhaba the next minute makes your head want to explode, you are probably a racist.
3.) Um, you can't be a rapper if you went to college. Everyone knows that.
"Why, as two Wesleyan graduates who met in college, would you think you could rap?"
They're not rapping about being from the hood, or how many times they got shot. I think if they were making up stories about having been to prison that were untrue (like for example, Johnny Cash) that would be one thing. But just because someone has had access to education, doesn't mean they can't or shouldn't rap. Is anyone making that argument about Asher Roth? PURELY based on the fact that he went to college and NOT based on the fact that he is white and made jokes about "Nappy Headed Hoes." I feel like hip-hop is the only genre where people tell you you can't be a part of it if you went to college. And guess what? DAS RACIST!
Monday, June 6, 2011
das racist coverage and the power of not knowing
For example, as a mixed race woman, people always ask me "what I am"? I could tell them, but I prefer to let them WRITHE in their discomfort of NOT KNOWING. Because the way they act towards me or WHAT THEY THINK THEY KNOW ABOUT ME will change based on how I answer the question. If I say, I'm Black, they will usually become more comfortable because they think they know something about Black people and have some idea of how they think they should proceed now that they know they are interacting with a BLACK PERSON. Or if I conflict too much with what they "know" about BLACK PEOPLE, they will tell me I'm not Black. Because colonists get to tell you what you are and aren't. That is their power as colonizing subject (as opposed to the colonized object, i.e. the brown person.)
If I tell them, I'm Lebanese they may respond in a different way, like by telling me about they had had a Lebanese best friend in middle school. (Great! I care! I really do!) The point is, if you don't tell them, they can't know. It's a way of depriving this tiny bit of power from people that enjoy every other power and privilege in every other possible way. Well, sometimes. You don't have to be privileged in every way to "other" somebody or make them feel less than. But in the situation I am describing, the situation of someone asking me "what" I am, I feel they have taken power away from me by putting me under the microscope, and the only opportunity I have to seize agency is to refuse to answer. To make them SQUIRM.
And that's what I love about Das Racist. They make us squirm. While they are not dodgy about naming their ethnically, they refuse to use their music as a soapbox, to make a political stand and stick by it, their music is inherently political to those that choose to acknowledge its racial implications. One could argue that for anyone to speak from a marginalized subjectivity (i.e. being brown) is inherently political. (I was going to exclude Dinesh D'Souza and Ward Connolly from that statement, but their positions are political too, just not in the way I would like them to be.) Anyway, by talking about being brown, DR resists assimilation, which is inherently political. By naming racism, i.e. in "Shorty Says," DR draws attention to its continued existence in an allegedly "post-racial" America, which is also political. Their message is not always consistent, it's not even always anti-racist, ("smoke till my eyes turn Chinese"?) but it's it DR's unique way of speaking from their marginalized subjectivities, those of three brown men of varying ethnicities, one that is marked by experiences of racism, which are reflected in their music, BUT NOT MAKING AN OVERT STATEMENT about what sort of racial future we should be moving towards, they make us think without giving us the answers. Kind of like what a good professor does. Some good professors. Anyway, my point is, people freak out because they can't figure these guys out. But that's what makes them so interesting, and what makes their music so unique. So stop analyzing and just listen.
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Anonymous asked: But neither my generation nor most living white people participated in or condone those things. I can agree with the last thing though. Just imagine if it was the other way around and a white rapper consistently belittled Indian folks. I'm sure you'd have a problem with it. Even if the rapper presented you with some Wikipedia links as to why he felt that way and things that the Indians did in the past that were terrible.
But neither my wahhh wahhh wahhh, wahhh wahhh, wahhh wahhh wahhh wahhh… this what you sound like man… this…. BUT I DIDNT DO ANYTHING! I ONLY BENEFIT FROM THINGS OTHER PEOPLE DID AND ACT LIKE THATS ACCEPTABLE. I FORGET TO REALIZE THAT ALL OF THE FUCKING TIME. THEN I BOTHER PEOPLE OF COLOR THAT SUFFER FROM INSOMNIA ON THE INTERNET. I MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THINGS TO ME INSTEAD OF PICKING UP A FUCKIN BOOK!
yes. this what i want to say all the time.
Why does everyone compare Das Racist to the Beastie Boys?
"One Sit Down, Man chorus goes: We're not joking/Just joking/We are joking/Just joking/We're not joking. So, wait, are they joking? Is Das Racist just hipster bullshit or the second coming of the Beastie Boys?" -http://www.pitch.com/2011-03-24/music/das-racist/
As it turns out, "Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell" has as much to do with the whole of Shut Up, Dude as the Beastie Boys' "Cooky Puss" does to the referential overload of Paul's Boutique. -http://www.pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/14376-shut-up-dude/
Das Racist "Sit Down, Man"
Kindred spirits: Beastie Boys, Digable Planets, Jay Electronica
-http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/12/AR2011011206833.html
"Some people call them one of the most polarizing up-n-coming rap groups, I call them the 2011 version of the Beastie Boys."
-http://drhiphop85.wordpress.com/2011/02/04/doctors-recommendations-das-racist/
"Since that first manifestation of genius two years have passed, more than enough time for Víctor Vázquez and Himanshu Suru to conquer the domain of hip hop and to have astonished the world with two mix tapes, “Shut Up, Dude” and “Sit Down, man”, which makes them the unstoppable heirs of the most playful Beastie Boys."
-http://www.primaverasound.com/ps/?page=cartel&artista=223&lang=en
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
NSFW
Ughhh, I love this video up until the last 30 seconds. Also, I think Kara Walker's art is dope, fyi. TRIGGER WARNING: This video contains footage of the Rodney King beating, Emmit Till's dead body and the murder of Radio Rahim. : ( Oh yeah, and "the N word." Lots of it.